Moon Links

Space Cadet Perry

Here’s the first Welshman to ever ever ever ever ever be in space without the use of drugs or a parachute.

When they colonize the moon the Welsh will be the last to leave earth. They will be allocated space tents and will live in a huge crater used as the rest of the moons populations landfill.

This crater would be the very very very worst part of the moon. When the Welsh people arrived from earth, by rocket ship, they would be told to build moon factories. After the factories were built the Welsh would then work in these buildings, making nonsensical objects such as springs.

A new drug would be invented that would only work on the Welsh body. Once introduced into the blood stream, this drug would keep the otherwise dozy Welshmen awake for the rest of their life. We would be kept in a continual state of confusion, and so would be content with some moon rocks as reward, for every twenty moon years of factory service.

When we are too senile to do our moronic jobs, we are taken to a special moon factory where we are processed into moon glue. The moon glue would then be used to make moon tents.